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The Useless Hotline Podcast
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
Throwing £***,*** influencer party, YouTuber 3 peaks challenge and winning an award?
Vote for Max here!!! www.bcreator.co.uk/awards/
Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
OR
Send a voice note to our Instagram:
theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
You can also listen here:
Apple Podcasts podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
Spotify open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl
Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
Tiktok:
www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
Instagram:
theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Hosts Socials:
Max’s UA-cam:
youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s UA-cam:
youtube.com/@georgeclarke
Max’s TikTok:
www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
Max’s Instagram:
max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
georgeclarkeey
Max’s Twitter:
balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
Clarke13George
Shop the new Useless Hotline clothing drop here: theuselesshotline.com/collections/the-retro-summer-drop
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.
Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:
theuselesshotlinepodcast@gmail.com
OR
Send a voice note to our Instagram:
theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
You can also listen here:
Apple Podcasts podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234
Spotify open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl
Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?
Tiktok:
www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1
Instagram:
theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Hosts Socials:
Max’s UA-cam:
youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s UA-cam:
youtube.com/@georgeclarke
Max’s TikTok:
www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1
Max’s Instagram:
max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
georgeclarkeey
Max’s Twitter:
balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
Clarke13George
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Our Thoughts On The Sketch Situation
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How Do I Get More Likes On Hinge
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Reacting To THAT Trump Moment
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Donald Trump Conspiracy… Those Sketch Videos & Elphaba's Back!
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GK Barry & Max Turned Down Going On Inside
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GK Barry & Max Turned Down Going On Inside
Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower
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Why We Might Stop the Podcast, Terrifying AI and What NOT to do in the Shower
GK Barry tells us her WORST GUEST!!
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GK Barry tells us her WORST GUEST!!
Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group
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Gkbarry on Turning down the Sidemen, Secrets of Brand Trips and THAT TikTok Group
Max & Andrew Play 'Who's Most Likely To'
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Max & Andrew Play 'Who's Most Likely To'
Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA!
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Did George Complete His challenge..? And Max is Unhinged in LA!
Max and Andrew FIGHT, Discuss Taylor Swift and Fall Back In Love
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Max and Andrew FIGHT, Discuss Taylor Swift and Fall Back In Love
This Chappell Roan Conspiracy Theory COULD Be True
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This Chappell Roan Conspiracy Theory COULD Be True
George's WEIRDEST Request From A Fan At A Festival
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George's WEIRDEST Request From A Fan At A Festival
Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins!
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Turning down going on Sidemen Inside, THAT Wayne Lineker Video and Season 2 begins!
After Party Secrets, Truth About Tour and Did we Take it Too Far? (Tour Vlog Pt.2)
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After Party Secrets, Truth About Tour and Did we Take it Too Far? (Tour Vlog Pt.2)
Crazy Fan on Stage, Max's First Guinness and Life on Tour! (Tour Vlog Pt. 1)
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Crazy Fan on Stage, Max's First Guinness and Life on Tour! (Tour Vlog Pt. 1)
The Truth About Our Tour... Is This The End of The Useless Hotline??
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The Truth About Our Tour... Is This The End of The Useless Hotline??
Max & George Start Tour!! and Max Tells Disgusting Tour Story…
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Max & George Start Tour!! and Max Tells Disgusting Tour Story…
Logan Pauls Gender Reveal and Georges Tragic Love Life
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Logan Pauls Gender Reveal and Georges Tragic Love Life
George Explains How He Got CATFISHED And STOOD UP
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George Explains How He Got CATFISHED And STOOD UP
Reacting To Glee's Most Ridiculous Storylines
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Reacting To Glee's Most Ridiculous Storylines
Max Surprised Andrew With A New Car
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Max Surprised Andrew With A New Car
What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF
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What Jeremy Clarkson Is Really Like, Why Glee Should Be Banned And Another RIFF OFF
George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!
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George Discusses Getting Catfished, Max Address Hate Comments and More!
George Responds To Being Asked On A DATE By A Fan
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George Responds To Being Asked On A DATE By A Fan
Sucked off Pablo Escobar lol
the ending part on the sofa has me bawling my eyes out it’s so cute to see how much genuine love you two have for each other 🥹 <3
16:15 what a banger 😀👍
The way it was definitely callum reading out that audio message 30:00
why has george just set me homework at the end of the pod
i agree with george..sorry max love u
28:00 Max be spitting facts! 😂👏🏻
Honestly this episode title should be "Swallow Your Pride". It was the theme this episode and i loved it
You get the feeling George has a back up generator in his body to keep him going. The man seems to have energy supplies that could power a small town at times.
George makes me wanna try the 3 peaks
Any chance you could get Clickfortaz on this pod? She will bring something new to this podcast i think.
George is such a supportive friend.
MAGA supporters bought T shirts saying "don't let the Old Man win". Then Biden dropped out and Trump became the "Old Man". Trump supporters went apesh*t because Amazon wouldn't refund them. I'd buy a dozen 😂
Ngl I didn't even know most of the other creators for the award thing but I voted for Max :D Good luck!
George pretty sure widge is northern my mum made me say it when I was younger and she’s from Manchester. Come to south and said widge they’re all like wtf is that 😂😂 widgey?
Max you are an amazing role model for the gay community. Without you young lesbians wouldn't know how to style their hair.
George you look amazing for only an hour sleep. And the humour and wit is on fire.
So happy for you Max!! <3
Why does George keep saying fatty after the fatphobic dilemma 😭
cus it’s funny 😭
Voted for you Max, rooting for you! 🎉
petition to ban max from talking about politics. I love you both though!
oh that’s not
@@randominternetbeing no in the sense that
i wish george was real
You guys have GOT to get @Ally&G on an episode!!!!!
35:20 best joke I've ever heard 💀
Having been max's biggest critic since this podcast came out, I've taken some time to consider my actions and will be giving him a second chance. Not that you need my approval. Your doing you and that is great. However, if you want to be respected, respect others and then it will be returned.
Help I thought the classical music was jades song at first 😂
been teeheeing binge watching your podcast for some hours today. you gorls have the gift of the gab im not irish so dk why i said it like that but yh :)))
Does George ever have input in the run sheet for an episode. It's always 2 minutes of George telling us about what he's been up to and then Max's ramblings about Taylor Swift or some celebrity smoothie or the crashing of a gay dating app. Is George just here to make Max funnier?
He was prime UA-cam
Voted for max!!! Love you guys, I really hope you win max !!!!
Great effort Geroge on the three peaks. The physical challenges you take on are inspiring. Great work. And your stuff to Max.
the contrast in delirium between Max and George when they’re sleep deprived is wild. We will let you off on the shorter ep bc of your lil walk I suppose <3
When max said he didnt go on inside, i thought how bad could the sideman fans be? But then i watched the latest sidemen Sunday (btw george you were great in it) and saw the comments when tobi threw the flag of the boat... Ye now i get it
fr like the first comment i saw was homophobic i was just like wow im glad max didnt go on
I love how unhinged max is this episode ❤😂
I obviously enjoy the podcast and the stuff George and Max get up to outside of it too. However, as Max himself admits, he's not particularly well read on matters regarding politics and the law. Given that, and the contentious nature of politics and the law, surely it's best to not pass a view until you know the ins and outs of the topic? For example, there are numerous intricacies regarding trans rights and laws, including an unfortunate increase in people pretending to be trans to gain access to women and womens spaces in order to commit horrid crimes like rape. That obviously doesn't mean that most trans people have any such intention, but it does mean that changes to the law cannot be rash and must be made in light of the risks a change in law might have on another group of people. Regarding the % of people with different sexualities, again the figures cited are massively incorrect and flawed. The methodology for obtaining the information is based on a false premise and this has been proven time and time again in multiple experiments. I could, in mere minutes, prove that the vast majority of the population are not heterosexual, as the self-reported figures would suggest, merely by using scientific journals, case study data, and other peer reviewed sources. The take away point is that whilst I think that both Max and George are lovely people, such topic best be avoided unless a view can be backed up with concrete evidence (not to mention, is this the type of podcast which wants to risk creating a division in its fan base based on politics, or any other pillar of society? I should hope and imagine the answer is no). EDIT: I just remembered the comment made about Grindr and wanted to say that a) yes, it's funny, but b) it's not ironic because the vast majority of Republicans in the US don't support withdrawing rights for LGBT people. There are, of course, a tiny minority who do, which is disgusting, but most don't. Much like there's a small amount of antisemites in the Labour party here, but we don't say that therefore the whole party is anti-jewish, do we? No, because that would be wrong.
Be quiet your opinions are insufferable
@@NiamhOBx92 1) It's more fact than opinion. 2) I couldn't care less what you think. If you don't like something, keep scrolling. You have absolutely no right to tell people to be quiet, or to not have to hear or read things you don't like. 3) If that's too much for you, stay off the internet. 4) Peace and love to you too 🙃🤡😅
Even the most uninformed idiots have the right to express their opinions. That's why we have 5 Reform MPs. Democracy isn't easy or comfortable but it's better than any alternative I've seen
@@neilgodwin6531 yeah, everyone has a right to. The point though is that the Reform MP's are specifically in the political arena and the engagement between them and the public is purely political in nature. No one goes to them to ask for a view on technology, space, cars, or anything else like that. Much the same for most MP's in fact, beyond any who have second jobs related to their profession. In the same way, the vast majority on social media a) aren't following any tiktoker or youtuber for a political opinion, b) are mainly impressionable youths, meaning it's even more important that what you say is considered and accurate, c) seem to believe everything they hear and read and are unable to distinguish truth from lie (see point above as to why that's an issue - you don't want young people voting or passing an opinion on something they don't know about), and d) watch specifically watching the likes of this podcast to get away from heavy subjects. If someone like Max wants to be political, it would best be served on another programme or podcast, where people can interact purely about politics. Moreover, as I've previously said, it would benefit him and others who make comments on anything related to politics or the law to make sure they've researched properly prior to commenting. That's not said to be condescending or anything of the sort, but they ought to know even more than most of us that people can hang on to the words they say and take them as gospel. So, they ought to make sure they are well acquainted with the subject and material to ensure that happens. I'm not suggesting for a second that he, or anyone else, isn't allowed an opinion. It's just that it needs to be done appropriately and carefully, given his position with a large following of people who mainly won't actually know the ins and outs and will take TikTok or Insta as a reliable source, which it isn't.
guys i need you to know how much i loooove your episodes, I do not have a tug unfortunately jack but it would be over you if it ever happened! Instead I get stoned, and I think you're both absolutely hilarious <3
Not me thinking Jade's come out with a piano number lmao
I’ve been watching so many old episodes all week for hours because I’m making my mum’s girlfriend a miniature replica of her shop for a 10 year anniversary thank you lot so much for the entertainment
Omg that's so sweet I hope it goes/went well
@@minecraftnerd2175thanks babes, it’s going well
this is so specific I love it. what a cute thing to do for someone 😭
Petition to get Bach on an episode
BACH BACH BACH
YUPYUPYUP
PLEASEEE
Bachling til I die
Lord bach***
loved max’s political rant lol he did not lie too
Get jade thirlwall on the pod xx
take a shot everytime george says hell yeah
is george on crack xx
max's lil feet swinging under the desk to jade's song are killing me
jade thirwall hit different in this one 🔥🔥🔥
Listening to this whilst I clean my room
Is George on crack xx
44 minutes?! In this economy??? Max I’ll shave your hat off I swear.
Man this podcast has really gone downhill since changing sets. Not a single fun episode anymore
you haven’t even watched it all 😂 it hasn’t been out for a whole 44 mins yet
@@LGC996your point is? It’s still much worse than it’s ever been
Are you the same bot who goes to the Fellas podcast and say the same, and Bach and Arthur podcast and say the same?
god your life must be terrible
dooont care, move on
the music when max is playing jade's new song😭 gotta love avoiding those copyright claims
Omg I thought that was the song cause I’d never heard it before 😭
@@morganroberts4164 help bless you😭
at first i thought that was jade's song i was like wow it really is a different route LMAO